Sunday, June 30, 2013

we all like to make bubbles

so me and this guy i met on holiday met up as my parents became good friends with his parents.
anyway at his house his dad was working and his mum and my mum had gone out in the car somewhere shopping so we were sat on his xbox. things started to get heated up and i ended up giving him a blowjob then he ended up poking me and kissing. then we moved on to sex, he put a condom on and we began to have sex. after he had climaxed we layed there kissing and then he went to the bathroom to remove the condom. he wrapped it in toilet paper and put it to the bottom of the bin.
Later that night in his hot tub we had the jets on and the bubbles and he began poking me and i gave him a hand job very slyly! his mum got out and went to get in the shower as her programes were startin and we stayed in, his dad brought us drinks out and then left. i straddled him and took my bikini bottoms off and he got it out of his shorts and we began to have sex again. the shed doors were shut and the only thing lighting the room were fairy lights and the music were playing. we were going pretty hard and obviously noises were being made. we didnt hear his dad come out of the house at all and he had the remote to the ipod docking station and all of a sudden the door opened and he paused the music!! i was moaning as was the guy and then we both splashed away from eachother and turned around to see his dad stood there looking rather shocked but he shuffled quitley saying turn that rubbiah down will you in a joking way. having to walk through his house in my bikini to get to the bathroom infront of his parents has to be the most embarrasing thing ive ever done especially after his dad told his mum 'we were making bubbles in the hot tub'. although we are now together and his dad always knocks when we are in the hot tub and we have the music on low!!!

Ew, just ew.

I have this friend who has been hell bent on me taking his v's since i first met him. We ended up going out to a club together and i tried to hook him up with someone, anyone as he is gross and i was definitely not going there. I found this fat chick at the bar who was throwing herself on any guy who walked past so i introduced them. Luckily both of them were drunk enough to see past each others flaws. I was convinced that i would get a night of peaceful sleep only to be rudely awaken several times in the night to the woman screaming random shit like "yes bite me there" "lick it already" and screaming out her badly sung version of "beat it" by michael jackson. Including her favourite line "just eat it". when morning finally came i was again awaken by screaming but from my friend as he woke to an empty swag. There was evidently no trace left from his hook up apart from blood stained sheets, blood smears all over himself (including face) and a rather confronting used tampon right on his pillow. I was pretty damn proud of myself.

What an anti climax...!!!

So back in the days of high school I was experiencing my first sexual encounters with my girlfriend at the time, and as we were both completely inexperienced, we had some troubles in the beginning. In the early weeks of our relationship I coax her into trying to give me a blowjob. She was hesitant at first, but she liked me so much she decided to give it a try. Looking back I can see why she was hesitant, she had no idea what the fuck to do.
The night before it was just like Christmas, and I was anxious to receive my gift. I think we can all remember the sheer excitement the first time a girl went down on you. Imagine how much I have built up this moment in my head in the t minus hours till launch. I imagined I would transcend time and space, find enlightenment, and become immortal, all in one orgasm.
My girl comes over and I am downright giddy. We sneak off to my room to do some kinoodling while my family is upstairs. We kiss and cuddle, but we all know what we were there for. After what seems like an eternity the moment comes. She slowly moves down my body and at this point I'm at about 110% hardness.
She unzips my pants... I almost come.
Out pops my member in all of its glory, she's taken aback as it's her first time seeing one.
She takes a deep breath and puts it in her mouth...
I can safely say this was the happiest moment in my life so far. Absolute bliss as I await the pornstar blowjob I have envisioned in my head. I can't contain my excitement as I wait for whats to come. This moment seems to last forever...
..'Wait what?' my mind snaps out of the bliss, 'why is this taking so long to start?"

I look down.

She's staring back up to me cock in mouth, motionless. She just has it in her mouth doing nothing. She looks left and right as if she is waiting for the bus.
In a complete state of denial I lock eyes with her. I give her the raised eyebrow nod indicating, 'You are cleared to start.' but she responds with a look of confusion.
Waves of emotion hit me. 'She doesn't know what she's doing!', and I immediately panic. What do I do? Grab her head and move it up and down? Hump her face? Obviously my adolescent mind chooses to do nothing. We lock eyes for what seems to be about 5 minutes. Me just staring at her in disbelief as she looks back, cock still in mouth, wondering what the hell is going on.
Eventually she takes it out, and whimpers, "Is... it good?", again I panic. What the hell do I say to her? It was great? Do I draw a diagram? Do I show her the terabytes of porn on my computer?
"Well... you're supposed to..." RING RING

'Oh yeah I'll come right home mom."

She has to leave. ..

I nearly cried

Well that child's going to need counselling of some sort in the future

Well the other day i go round 2 the ex's house for a bit of fun. Every man has his needs! So i get there and up stairs i go where shes sat waiting in her matching leopard print underwear. Well it aint on her long n im goin at that pussy licking her out finger blastin at the same time and shes fuckin howling the place down. Well im just about 2 stop n start fuckin her wen she lets this massive fart out. All of a sudden i feel sumthn hit me on the chin? Im thinking what the fucks this. Next thing her oldest boy (13)walks through 2 c what all the screaming was all about.were 2 caught up in the moment 2 hear him coming. he turns the light on and looks at me face deep in his mothers clung with what had hit me on the chin drippin was only a wet shitty fart. Fare 2 say me n her wont be talkin face 2 face again. Embarrassed wasn't the word!!

knock before you enter, rule number 1 for any parent

I was with my girlfriend for 4years (now an ex) and we were 17/18yrs old. We were fooling around on my bed kissing and toy fighting when it led into having sex. We were going at it like mad and I had her bent over. Going for gold she was moaning and saying mu name louder and louder. All this going on I completely forgot my mother was in the house as I was caught in the moment and didnt care about anything else. Anyway, she had climaxed and I was just about to finish off going harder when my bedroom door suddenly opened. My mother had walked in with a pink wooden chair and in complete shock she didnt walk back out... no, she started a convo! Asking me to paint it blue! When I tried to tell her to get the hell out the feeling of me being inside my ex (who at this point had her head under the pillow in shock) I climaxed and came whilst talking to my mum... I let out a little moan and felt disgusting after. She soon left as I think she caught on what just happened.

I didnt leave my room for a few days and I now have a lock fitted on my room door

Anyone want to buy a pizza

Please keep anonymous!! This was a few weeks back but me and my boyfriend were relaxing in my flat, first time we had been alone for a while, we ordered a takeaway to eat while we watched our film and the. Things turned a bit frisky, our hands were all over each other and the. I decided to give him head... I was going at it for quite a while and he was LOVING it, after about 30 minuets he came and it practically choked me! (I prefer a heads up when it's going to happen) bam! All over my face! Literally just then a knock at the door! I cleaned my face best I could before answering the door, our pizza had arrived so I paid the delivery boy who before leaving informed me there was something in my hair... Lets put it this way, I didn't do a good job of cleaning and in never ordering pizza from there again!

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Upset Stomach

I spent the Friday night with my boyfriend, where we had anal sex and he came inside my ass. So, the next night we started with foreplay. Now, I don't know how many of you can relate but when someone blows a load into your ass, it upsets your stomach for some reason. Mine had been upset all day. My boyfriend went down on me, obviously I got excited and it made it just a little harder to try not to shit myself. I started breathing through my teeth, my boyfriend thought it was because I enjoyed what he was doing (which I did) and he went harder, faster! But I was a little distracted by the gigantic shit I had. He was in the moment so I didn't want to stop him. He continued the sensation and it got harder and harder for me to control myself. My stomach was cramping like crazy. I started making dinosaur noises and I nearly started crying. He peeked up from between my legs, I could feel by the way his tongue slowed down that he was so fucking confused. He looked terrified. I couldn't hold it anymore! After I climaxed, he looked up at me and said "wow! That was intense!" I quickly moved out under him, kicking him in the face in the process. And I ran for the toilet. I bearly made it. I started giggling like a fool on the toilet as I thought about what he would have done if I had to shit while I climaxed.

Possibly the worst way to make a mum like you

I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time and i was getting pretty close to cumming. (we had to be quiet as the parents were in the next room) and as i came the mother walked in, causing me to roll off my girlfriend and ejaculate mid air right infront of the mother.
The door had to stay open after that day.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Why wont she go away

So one night me and my boyfriend are just driving through the city and all of the sudden I get horny out of no where. (Which is usually not me lol) so he's driving and I start unbuckling his pants. I give him a blow job, and he's all for it of course cuz I never do that! So he keeps driving and eventually he says "we needa stop somewhere." So we automatically think of the park two streets away from us. We go there, too much light. (My bf had no tinted windows at the time) so we drive around, finally find a dark spot and I continue to give him a blow job. All of the sidden I hear him saying "babe..." in a voice that made me thing omg.. what happened. While we're in the car and he's laid back and I'm clearly sucking his penis, THE WHOLE TIME, this woman who was walking her dog was just standing there on the sidewalk starring at us. I'm so embarrassed all i do is stop, but leave my head where it is, not moving and my boyfriend is covering his face wantinf to laugh. I keep asking him while my mouth is still on it "is she still there? Is she still there?" And she is -.- now idk what this lady's problem was but I'd say I had my head still there in embarrassment for about a good 5 -10 min before she walked away with her dog. Till this day, me and my boyfriend still laugh about it.

Damn that was loud

Ok so i had just turned 17 and had a fuck buddy already and it seemed like every night we met up to have sex.there was nothing this guy couldn't get me to do.soo one night he says lets go to my friends house and hang out a lil bit..well we were bored there and his friends were playing dominoes and he takes me into the bathroom and starts fucking me doggystyle really hard and fast and I'm like whoaa hold on I'm bout to fall starts pounding really hard then all of a sudden he gets out real quick and grabs my belly like a big bear hug and the biggest loudest pussy fart...ohh my fucking gosh...everyone heard it and i was embarassed couldn't believe he did that and i made him take me home and never spoke to him again..although he still tries to msg me on Facebook..ugh

Ohh..i didnt notice you there..

My boyfriend and I can't keep our hands off of eachother! Sunday night we went to the drive-in movies. We decided it would be cool to dress in 50's style clothes. I wore a cute little 50's style dress. My boyfriend came over to my house to pick me up, But it was still a bit early to go. So we ended up making out a bit, which always gets me super wet. We were getting ready to leave and my panties were soaked, so my boyfriend told me to take them off and just not wear any. We arrive to the drive-in and put the front seats back so we're lying down. Then my boyfriend decides to start rubbing my pussy, I start getting really into it and I turn his head to look at me. Mean while a parking attendant was approaching his car with a flash light, neither of us noTiced, until he tapped on the window. MortifIed we stopped and the paRking attendant merely wanted to tell my boyfriend to turn his head lights off... but long story short I flashed a parking attendant my pussy.

Thanks DAD

Back in high school I dated this girl for about a year, every once in a while I would sneak out of the house and go get her from her house and bring her back to mine. We never got caught until one fateful evening. She was usually pretty loud so I would cover her mouth with my hand to help muffle the noise. We were doing our thing and I hear a knock at the door, and I hear my fathers voice "Patrick, come out here I need to talk to you.". Needless to say we were caught, but my girlfriend decided to hide in the closet anyways. So I walk out of my room after putting some clothes on and I casually ask my dad, "So what's up?". My dad was on the computer looking at Bows for hunting and asked me what kind of Bow I wanted to get. Looking at him as if he was nuts I told him which bow I would like. He stood up and started walking back to his room, He then turned around and said loud enough so my girlfriend could hear, "Oh yeah, and take that slut of a girlfriend you have home too". I took her home and she broke up with me when we got to her house. Thanks dad.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013


I use to sneak in my gf house all the time during my senior yr of high school and stay the night. One day i stayed over her house on a Thursday and the following day was a holiday so there wasnt school. We were both naked and sleeping in her bed when we heard knocking on her door. I couldnt go out the window bc her room was on the second floor. The knocking continued and we heard her father yelling at her to open the door and get up for school bc she was going to be late (he did not know it was a holiday there for no school) so she gelled back and said there was no school. He finally opened the door and at that time i had my boxers on and he saw me putting on my pants. He said what the hell are you doing in my house and i replied i was studying and fell asleep. He went to grab his baseball bat and i freaked out bc i had no time to run down stairs and out the house b4 he would get to me so we. Both ran to the bathroom and she turned on the shower and locked the door. Her dad came back and yelled to open the bathroom door. She said she was showering and he said no your not your hiding him. I hid under the sink. I was cramed in there. She opened the door and i could hear him yelling and looking for me. Then he thought i ran out the house so he left the house to look for me outside. While he was outside i got out the bathroom and ran outside and took off for my car. He saw me and took off running after me so i did not have time to unlock my car and start it so i took off running from him. He did not catch me but i had a friend go get my car after that lol.

Too young!!

When it was my sophomore year of high-school I had my first ever with my then boyfriend! We dated about 8 months. In that 8 months, on new years Eve I was allowed to stay the night with him. We were both so excited because he just got back from a vacation. It was after midnight and we decided to lay in his room and watch a movie. He figured his mom and dad would be upstairs sleeping and wouldn't be coming back down. So, We started doing some foreplay with the light on and it was fun!! We decided to do 69. I was on top of him and next thing I knew, his mother walked in on me, dick in mouth. I looked up, eyes wide open, dropped his dick and fell back onto the bed and covered myself while she was yelling lol! She ran upstairs telling his dad and he laughed about it. I was told I couldn't sleep in his room with him that night and after that, we ended up having sex again lol. I wasn't aloud in the house after that and I had to tell my parents too or his dad was going to haha I still crack up thinking about it to this day!!

Go upstairs guy!!

Please keep anonymous so there I was having the last party I could I few days before I left for basic me and my girlfriend were playing beer pong and I was whispering in her ear how bad I wanted to fuck but everyone was still there and we could just disappear so I convinced her we could go in the bathroom and have a quicky until later that night well I got her bent over going at it and then we hear bang bang bang on the door we ignore it at first but then it happens about three more times and we hear come on I gotta piss so she is laughing her ass off saying go upstairs and the guy says I thought it was oh wait are you two in there having sex and she starts laughing her ass off and says ill have to wait so we go walking out of the bathroom and everyone is standing there clapping and was like I wonder where you two took off to

Dont talk the talk, if you cant walk the waLK

I met this girl on facebook and we clicked. She was from my city, so we switched numbers and became text buddies. we would text all night long. Eventually we started sexting. We would role play, and express our desires to fuck each other. 

During these sexts and role plays- I presented myself as an aggressive lover. that turned her so on because she loved rough sex. After few weeks of constant sexting and role-playing- finally she texted me her address and asked me to come over. Her family was out that day- so I went over to her place. 

Then came the moment of truth- we were in her living room awkwardly smiling at each other. After awhile- I mastered the courage to kiss her. She kissed me back. and we went at. We took our clothes off while making out and touching each other. Then she got on her knees meaning to give me a head. She took my penis in her hand and gave it few strokes- before she could take it in her mouth I ejaculated in her face. It was so embarrassing. she didn't expect it at all. she was under the impression that we were just getting started. fuck!! I wanted to die right there, or just magically disappear into thin air.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Dont Flip Me Over

My fiance and I really weren't having sex, but we were making out while we were watching a movie on his bed. He was trying to be cool and romantic and sexy, which may have led to more than making out, so he grabbed me by my shoulders and tried to flip me from sitting up and being on his right, to laying under him on his left...

Well, turns out there wasn't much to his left, and he flipped me completely off the bed, and I hit my head really hard on his dresser on the way down.

He was so embarrassed, but I was laughing too hard to notice that or the fact that my head was bleeding.

Needless to say, we didn't actually do anything that night because any time one of us got in the mood, I would start laughing so hard that we finally gave up and just watched another movie, lol!

Cheap Hotel Problem

Me and my girlfriend were in this shitty hotel and it was cold so we turned on the electric blanket. So we're naked and I get on top and we start fooling around, about 5 minutes later I feel something hot under my knee, and all of a sudden the blanket starts sparking and catches on fire!! So we're running around naked trying to beat the fire out with a pillow and unplug the blanket.

Boobs A bare!

I was at a party completely hammered. My friends went upstairs and i knew they were going to f**k. They went into the bathroom and locked the door. I decide im going to watch so i saw the gutter on the corner of the house. I climbed up the gutter to a small ledge. Now the width of this ledge was maybe just wide enough to put my one foot flush flat against the house. I start scaling the side of the house in my drunken stupor, toward the bathroom window. There are about 150 people below me just starting to notice. I remember one person yelling " heather, you're on the house" and i replied im gonna watch em bang" with that i lost my footing and began to fall. It just so happens there was a nail sticking out right below me. This special little nail caught my shirt and bra on it and with gravity not on my side i dropped a bit more. Luckily, sort of, i caught the ledge below stopping my imminent injury but didnt stop my shirt and bra from being over my head. I was hanging in front of a huge bay window where inside was 30 of my brothers friends playing drinking games. So boobs a bare i had to hang there til my bro caught me below.

Dumb Girls

I was like 16 and my brother went to a party and didn't take me. I got pissed and decided i would get him back by streaking the party. My parents went out so i walked the mile to the party got totally nude and went in the kitchen door big kitchen and dining room together.i run past my bro like ha ha then i ran past my mother!!! The party was my brother friends parents not his!!!!

Hide your toys!!

Me and my fella were feeling really horny so we decided to go get the quilt down from our room and lie it on the living room floor also my vibrator so he could watch me play for a while not forgetting the ties so I could tie his hands up so he couldn't touch anything... We had amazing sex so then decided to watch a movieand order some food that's when the door knocked it was our food. my fella left the door right open while he got the money to pay the delivery guy said to me nice color I was like uhh what you talking about then he pointed at my vibrator on the floor with the ties I was so embarrassed I just laughed didn't no what else todo "note to my self after I've buzz wiped my toys I must put them away!!! Haha!

Damn Dog is a Pain

After a long stressful week me and the hubby had some time to our selves, the kids had gone out so we decided to have some fun. After some foreplay and me riding him on top he tossed me over and started to give it too me, after a minute or so he starts jerking and slapping his ass, now hes never done this before and im started to get worried so peer to the side to see whats going on, I then realize that the dog has let him self into our bedroom crawled on the bed and licking my husbands ass while we are having sex!!!! It was one of those awkward moment and a right turn off I just chucked the dog out and went bed.

Friday, May 24, 2013

Thanks for serving our country

this weekend me and my buddies got all messed up and went to the strip club and partied and then the next night i end up hanging out with one of the strippers from said strip club and we chill all night long and finally we end up back at her place at like 1 in the after noon the next day and she automatically puts on some sexy clothing and being still half messed up from partying all night we start hooking up well after wards we are laying there dozing off and the next thing i know im looking dead into the eyes of an army airborne and she pops up and runs into the bathroom starts the shower and just leaves me there... well my dumbass has the balls to look at this guy and say whats up I'm so and so and he replies "i used to be her boyfriend" so i was like oh shit got up put my pants on and like a smart ass said thanks for serving our country put my shit on and dipped out...

Dont Come In Mom

So no shit there I was in my room with my girlfriend (now ex), who lived an hour and a half away so every chance we had to get busy we took. No one else was home so we decide to mess around and she started giving me head. A few minutes later we hear the front door open and my mom yells out that she's home. My girlfriend instantly stops and I ask why? she said she was afraid that my mom would just walk into my room and catch us. so to remedy the situation I yelled (and I quote) MOM DONT COME IN HERE!. My mom responds with an ok, and my ex smacks me and I didnt get any for the rest of the day.

Cant Hold It!

When I was 19 I met a girl at a school for adults she was my age bisexual amazing body and at the time she was really into me. Well one day her and her friend invite me over to her house for dinner. When I got there they started rubbing on my dick. I was in shock that both of them started it like I was being raped. So it started getting late, her parents told them to send me home so I walk out the front door and jump in her window. When I got in we started a 3sum(I couldn't stop thanking god). Well the girls friend got on top of me. after a while I feel something warm then her eyes open up and she repeatedly says "sorry I had to go". It started smelling like piss then as she was getting off I felt a breeze on my sack and I hear a loud fart. She ran out the room naked and into the restroom. I walked home in a white shirt with yellow stains half way up on it while smelling like straight piss

GrandPa Trouble

My boyfriend and I live at his grandparents house and one night we decided to have sex outside. There's a back door to his bedroom that leads right outside. So, we were doing our thang right outside the door when we hear his grandpa start yelling for him. His grandpa was already in our room so my boyfriend was yelling, "Don't come outside!". Then his grandpa was pushing on the door and my boyfriend is trying to keep it shut (keep in mind we were totally naked, our clothes were inside). So his grandpa keeps asking why and then he's like, "is she naked?" and I just start giggling and grandpa says " are you two doing the wild thing out there?" so finally we're like yes grandpa. Then he left and he's like you two are crazy.

Monday, May 20, 2013

Damn outside Drunk

So about 2 years ago my best friend (now fiancé) and I were at his friends house, bored of watching everyone play video games we decided to get super drunk and f*ck somewhere crazy. In the midst of trying to get our drink on this girl (who was not so much my friend as I was hers, because she was really annoying and always found a way to hangout) called and asked if she could come over. I told her we aren't doing anything fun so maybe another night. Continuing our drinking, we end up getting super trashed and go outside to find some place to fuck. We finally decide the electrical box on the side of the apartments is where it's going down. Things start getting heated and before I know it my back is on the box and my legs are in the air. All of the sudden a car comes out of no where and stops right in front of us, and I jump up to pull my pants up, my now fiancé, starts talking to these people like he knows them. I turn around and see the girl with two other people, one was her boyfriend.... Here is the embarrassing part, the other person was this guy I was seeing for a little bit but we stopped talking because he had to move to Cali for work and didnt know how long he'd be gone for(which turned into a year and a half)... However, he promised me that he would surprise me randomly when he came home and take me out and we can start where we left off... So while I'm standing there looking him dead in the eyes in shock the girl yells "SURPRISE! I missed you, so I thought bringing him would get you to come out with us" and me still trying to gather my thoughts i say "i bet you guys are more surprised then we are, guess that backfired." Then we slowly backed up and ran for the apartment. My fiancé and I stuck together after that, and we still die laughing when we talk about it. 

Sunday, May 19, 2013


I was in the Navy, and got some leave so I went back home for a week. I spent a day out with a girl I knew in high school (she was a freshman when I was a senior). I had been known in high school for my perverse humor, and she had decided to try to make me blush on a number of occasions (she never fact I've managed to get her to go "Don't close my eyes, don't close my eyes, don't close my eyes, AAAAAAH!" from a phone conversation on one of those occasions). So we're driving around town and she decides to say "I just wanna f%*&. Thinking she was trying to make me blush again (since she showed little interest in me), I work my magic in countering with making her blush instead and respond with "My hotel is back that way" while pointing behind us. She turned the car around and headed for the hotel. I figured why not, hadn't gotten any in a few months. We get back to my room, I've got her shirt off and am working on her bra when my phone goes off. I have it on silent, but she feels the vibration through my pants pocket on her leg. I pull the offending phone out and see that it's my brother calling me. First thought that went through my mind is that my brother never calls me unless it's an emergency. I contemplate for a moment as to whether I should ignore the call and get back to what I was doing or answer the call. Stupid me, I answered the phone. "D#&k, what do you want!? (slight pause) Hi, Krys. (his wife) (another pause) Ok, you were dialing for him. Put him on. (quick pause) D$@k, what do you want?" His response? He just wanted to say hi. I ask him what the hell, and somehow he knew from that what was going on because he asked if he caught me mid-thrust. "Couple more minutes, you would have!" (click) She was laughing her ass off

Best...S*X Ever....

So a few years back me and my now wife were spending the night at my parent's house. We waited for hours for everybody to fall asleep, once everybody was out we immediately went at it. It was great s*x, we went at it for about 45 minutes when all of a sudden i noticed her pussy was getting TIGHTER. I didnt think too much about it then all of a sudden she lets out a cry of pain and within seconds...and i shit you not her vagina CRAMPED so bad i couldn't pull my dick out. Well her yell woke up my parents and they came in to see me stuck between her legs. All i could say was "No time to explain but i cant get it out i think she needs to go to the hospital" I grabbed her around her waist and my dad grabbed her shoulders and we got out to the car. When we got to the hospital we covered up with a blanket and sat on a wheelchair. The doc gave her some muscle relaxants and after about 5 minutes or so she loosened up and everything was back to normal.

Dont play with toys

I got Lasik eye surgery but because of my dry-eye syndrome, and my eyes were really sensitive. That didn't keep me from having s*x, though, and my boyfriend and I were excited to try out a new s*x toy he had been given as a gag gift, which was a very elaborate rotating dildo. He had barely used it on me, and as a joke went to run the thing, when it was fully turned on, against my cheek to be funny. It was so highly powered that as it was spinning it hit me in the eye and scratched my cornea. I started crying uncontrollably and we had to go to the hospital. When we got there we made some story up about how I ran into something, but eventually my boyfriend started joking with the nurse about what really happened - and five other people in the waiting room heard!

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Awkward fall!

Anyway, while I was in high school, my girlfriend at the time and I planned to both "take off" a day of school to pretty much "experiment" with different types of sex cause we were both still pretty inexperienced. I drove over to her house at in the morning after my parents left for work, and of course her parents were gone. We were both really horny and I picked her up and carried her to her bed and things got hot an heavy quick. We even got a little kinky as I slowly stripped her naked along with taking her thog off with my teeth and she slowly took off my clothes too. The first time we just went at it like horny jack rabbits in the traditionally missionary position. After a brief break, we went for round two in the shower standing up with me drilling her from behind. Lastly, at about 11am, for the third time that day, we tried something completely new. I picked her up and had her back against the wall, holding her by her legs in the air with and was going at it hard. About 5 minutes into it my phone was ringing. We were right next to her dresser where my phone was so with one hand still holding her up I grab my phone and answered. It was my mom. She was jus asking how my day off was going and stuff like that. As the same time this is going on, I'm still having sex with my girlfriend and praying that my mom will hang up. Suddenly as I'm on the phone with my mom and still fucking my girlfriend, I loose my grip on her and we both fall to the ground. My mom on the other line heard the commotion and asked what happened. Laughing about the whole thing, I told her I slipped on something but the fact that my girlfriend yelled "you landed on my boob" kinda gave my mom a different idea of what was going on then she said we will talk later. When my mom got home from work that day she said how was i recovering from that fall with a very sarcastic expression and walked away laughing. Talk about awkward lol.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Just Kidding

One time, I was having sex with a guy, and we weren't together, and he was joking around (I didn't know) and he was like "I forgot a condom" And I flipped out. I pushed him off of me, and he literally fell onto the floor. I looked down and I was like "That's a condom??" And he was like "No kidding" Haahaha, oh my god, it was bad. Probably more embarrassing for him though. I still can't believe he fell to the floor though

She Banged him to Death

Please Keep Anonymous xx So I Was dating this guy for about 6 months and we had already slept together a lot . . He gave me the keys to his place ( As i wanted to cook dinner) and told me he would be back by 8, While i was there i didn't do dinner. . . . I Just got changed into A Sexy little outfit (Corset, Heels, suspenders). . . Anyways when he came back i was waiting laying on the bed. When he spotted me his mouth dropped open straight away, (Big confidence boost) XD He walked straight over to me while undoing his shirt and climbed on . . . Won't go into details . . . About ten mins later i climb on top and start riding him Hard and Fast !!! I had my head back . . Eyes closed - Enjoying the moment XD. . . When suddenly i don't hear him moan any more . . And he has stopped moving !!!! So i jump up take his pulse and nothing ( Whether im doing it right, Who knows XD)!!!! I shout his name over and over . . At this point tears are streaming now my face !!! Then i remember he told me ages ago that he had minor heart problems so i run to my phone call an Ambulance and sit next to him crying and waiting. . . . . . . He gets taken to the hospital. . . I Follow in my car, Once in the hospital they ask me all sorts of horrible question like Any drugs, booze etc. . Im like hell no !!! Just sex !!! I told them he had a Heart problem . . Hours i sat in the waiting room In My corset !!!!! But Thank Fook I changed into jeans Before i left !!! By Morning he was fine XD But he did have to explain to all his Family what had happened XD Soooo Embarrassing !!

Monday, May 6, 2013

Look Out for CCTV's

Went on a girls holiday a few years back, after a night out met a hot bloke took him back to my hotel but we were locked out! So just decided to have sex in the open restaurant area. We were at it for ages and were completely wild after he went home nd I passed out in a mates room. The nxt day very hung over we went to the restaurant as im sitting there sipping my beer I read a massive sign saying CCTV in operation! I was so embarrassed, made worse wen the owner got me up to sing 'like a virgin' ohhh dear

Lube Up!

Ok so bit of a gruesome story here, was down in a small town near Glasgow for over a week with my fiancee (then GF) staying with friends while we were there and didn't really get much privacy. So genius me says i was gonna take a shower and she supposedly had a headache and going to lay down but in reality she slips into the bathroom and we lock the door, intent on just having some time together on the floor.

Long story short, i was a lot more exited about the situation than she was as she was dry as a bone but due to my inexperience at the time tried to go in anyways which resulted in a nice 1.5cm tear along the shaft of my penis.

is an understatement and ended up having to get a stitch to close it properly and the surgeon didn't even give time for the anesthetic to kick in either

Regardless to say since then it's either wait til she's dripping or lube up bloody good!!

Friday, May 3, 2013


One of the most embarassin moments would have to be.. one night. my ex bf came over and was goin to spend the night.. me excited and couldnt wait for this hot guy whom i started datin.. prepared myself in the maintance dept for the hopes we would do the deed itself.. so after the foreplay.. make out session which was quite hot.. cause boy did this guy know how to kiss.. lol.. i didnt wat was about to happen... all i can remember was . as we were in the act itself.. i didnt remember much.. cause when i woke up. it was daylight.. i was in bed. he was on the couch fully dressed.. and wouldnt utter a word to me.. I guess his slow gentle moves.. didnt it cut it that night. cause int eh middle of intercourse.. I FELL ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ! lmao ahhaha.. i felt so bad.. like who falls asleep in the middle of sex? lol.. he never called me the next day.. and i think that was the last time. him and i ever attempted to have a night of hot rondez - vous .. but he did knwo how to put a girl to sleep.. ehhe -------AVM.

Common Problem!

"So I've never told anyone this story because it was really embarrassing but here it goes... So a few years back an old friend and I reconnected. Now before we stopped talking there was alot of sexual tension between us that we never acted on. So being that things had changed and we were both available now, we decided to attempt to rekindle old flames. So we hung out like old times sake and had a nice time. Just when we were about to part ways things started to heat up. Now he drove a pretty nice size truck so we stayed in the vehicle. One thing led to another and I began to ride him, it was so hot and heavy after we both came together I could just feel how wet I'd gotten and that he was soaked. So we got dressed said out goodbyes and that was that. When I got home to take a shower my panties and thighs were covered in blood. It seems at the very second I received a call he said when he'd got in his boxers and legs were soaked and he was pissed. I was embarrassed and apologized because it wasn't due to come on. And yeah we've never spoken since that night. "

Dont call your mom!

I was dating this guy in high school and we pretty much fucked when and where ever we could. Well one of these times I didn't check my phone and I butt dialed my mother. When I got home I was in my room and all of a sudden my mom is in my room and says "I sure hope your using protection with that boy!", with the meanest look on her face. Then she said "you might want to make sure you don't call people in the middle of it and show them your sex noises". I was mortified and couldn't look her in the eye for weeks.

blue Balls!

"my boyfriend and I decided to have a nice day at the park. we walked around for a bit and decided to go to a quiet area under a bridge along a rail road track. under the bridge was a concrete ledge thr he decided to bend me over and give it to me from behind. we were going at it when his dad calls. it didnt stop us. at this point he was sitting on top of the ledge and I was ontop riding him. all of a sudden three teenagers walk through the trees onto the tracks. I never pulled my pants up so fast ! we just sat there awkwardly after that because he still had a boner and his pants were still undone. I had the biggest wedgie of my life. we decided to leave and as we walked past one of the boys asked if we wanted weed. my man said no but thanks for the blue balls! anonymous please."

Game Over

me and my girlfriend invited her parents to stay with her. She was a university student and her parents still thought that she is still a virgin, although we were together for a while, she didn't want to introduce me to her parents as a boyfriend, because she was still very young and still at the college, sort of she introduce me as her friend. I came to her house to have a dinner with her and her whole family, late after when everyone left to their rooms I stayed with my gf and we started kissing in the kitchen. She got very horny and a minute after she started oral on me, so mine boy got stiff like rock, we still thought it's a fun thing as we both were very excited about her parents sleeping in other room, brother and sister in other.... well the fun ends up right here. We were so excited that we didn't hear that her mom opened the door in other room, and when she got to the kitchen it was already too late, my girlfriend got scared and she pulled the zipper up, zipping my willy's skin a little, obviously I started screaming, and everyone woke up in the house, her dad rushed to see what did happen... Quite unpleasant situation, eventually their daughter blamed me that I seduced her to have sex with me, of course her parents believed her that I put the cock into her mouth, and I took her virginity... worse I had nothing to say about, and later on I had to propose and marry that girl, sort of we had to keep the family traditions. Still married with kids - game over

No Shame

Me and my boyfriend a few month ago was watching a film with his mates all cuddled up on setee with a cover I felt this hand slip down my pants and he starting playing with me, so I put my hand behide me and started playing with him, after about 10 mins me & him got really really horny and really wanted it he said go upstairs and I said no I toke my pants down under the cover and he toke his down he started moving slowy and it wasn't enuff for me I wanted more and harder so I told him to do it how I like it so he started to do it and his mates stared to notice and one of them said what you doing I went bright red and he said nothing, after about another 10 mins on of his friends got up and started to walk to the kitchen did a quick turn jumped on us and pulled the cover off I have never been so scared 2 days later we watched a film again with a different friend of his and it happened all again but this friend didn't realise I ended up going to make a cuppa and he bent me over the kitchen sink about 15 feet away from his mate led on sete

Friday, April 26, 2013

Black Eye!!

My boyfriend and I were going at it pretty good, mostly oral. It's already awkward due to the fact that I'm 15 weeks pregnant. My guy loves going down on me though. Anyways, the room mate walks in. Not your typical "walked-in-on" story.. Because my boyfriend and I both hear the door before it opens completely, he throws the cover over both of us.. and in the process smacks me straight in the eye. We all had a good laugh. Eye still hurts though... Wonder if the doc's will believe I walked into a door..or if they'll start asking me if I feel safe at home at my next appointment

Bad Threesome :P

hey iv got a really embarrassing story so here i go i was at this party and this guy walked up to me and says hi i'm chad can i get you a drink so i was like what the hell why not so after a while i was really drunk and he goes do you wanna come for a ride in my car so i'm like okay and takes me back to his house and i was so horny and he goes you up for a threesome and i'm thinking ohgod not good but i did anyway and so i start sucking this random guys dick and chad started to give me anal and we were 20 minutes in and i started to feel really sick and my knows was itchy as hell all of sudden i sneezed and bit this poor guys dick and he was screaming i split him open and to make things worse i kinda shat on chads dick since that day we have never talked and every time i see him its so awkward.

Sad Attraction :(

I'm friends with this guy and he and I have always had this unusual sexual attraction toward each other. We never acted upon said attraction though. 
One day, we were talking about our odd desires and I told him a few different things; but he specifically focused on my desire for some type of mark on my skin. I said that I wanted a hickey. I never got one before, so why not?
When I told him I wanted that, he said he would be the one to give it to me. I agreed that he could.
A few weeks ago, we were talking and I told him I wanted to meet up with him. I met him at this park by his house because his family was home and I wouldn't do anything knowing they were there.
When he got in my car, he immediately leaned over and kissed me. It was a pretty good kiss... but his breath was BAD. While he was kissing me, he started lifting up my shirt and squeezing my breast. After a few seconds, he slid his hand down into my pants. I told him that he could finger me because he told me that he could make me come quickly. So he put his hand down there and starts to stroke me. I told him to do something else because it wasn't doing much for me. He moved over a little while he started to suck on my breast. I thought it would feel really good, so I was excited about it... but I could barely feel it because I was too distracted over what was happening down low... He was getting really rough; but not in a good way. I told him that I would do it to help him out. I tried to take over and he pushed my hand out of the way!
So when it was all over, it took over 30 minutes till I finally came... not quickly like he bragged. I smelled his breath on my lips and even my boobs, so that was nasty.
The hickey lasted almost 2 weeks too... Every time I took my shirt off, I had to look at the terrible reminder of the bad decision I made.
Not gonna happen again.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Fire's Suck!

Okay so the most embarrassing sex story for me was with my current fiance. Well we live in a shelter at the time and we were just finished getting super high so we got a little horny. It was around 8. When you're high you get paranoid like a bitch. So we started fucking with no hesitation. All of our clothes are off and my man is on top just sliding in next thing you know we here a big BANG AND SCREAM SAYING FIRE. My fiance jumps out of me so fast grabs my 4 month old sleeping son leaves me on the bed naked. He's running out the door naked covering his penis with his effing hand ... when he gets down stairs our room mates start dieing of laughter . They set the whole shit up . So now everyone knows how big my fiance's dick is and how loud the baby can cry when being woken up . Lol I was so pissed that he left me to die. I will never let him live it down I swear I won't

This is just awkward :P

OK so this just happened the other night. I had finally got my daughter to bed and my husband was at work, before I got in the shower I decided to play with my "toy". So like half way into it the batteries went DEAD. So I did what any other person would do. Went to get new batteries. I made it down stairs to the kitchen and began to search for new batteries. When all of a sudden the front door opens. And there I was standing butt ass naked, in my kitchen, with a blue vibrator in my hand in front of my husband and 3... that's right 3 of his buddy's from work. I was mortified! Frozen from shock and embarrassment, my face blood red. As soon as they made it to thru the house and into the garage I booked it upstairs and stayed there until they were gone. The worst part is one of the guys comes over everyday for dinner.


When I was younger I dated this guy that was four years older than me. We were in my dad's bathroom, which was right next to the living room. Some of our friends were over. He wanted a blowie, I was cool with it. I'd never given head before.. and I had braces. We started going at it. I'm trying to please him the best way I knew how, going fast, so I thought. I ended up scraping the top of his dick with my braces. He was a douche about it. Even though I was super sorry and embarrassed, he went out and told everybody. So not only did I have skin from his dick stuck in my braces but I was also mortified! Needless to say I didn't do oral after that for a long time lol.

This happens a lot!

This was funny and embarrassing (anonymous) me and my ex bf hadn't seen each other a very long time we had dated each other for 2 years, when we reunited, we were having a conversation and one thing led to another...inside his sisters van we were doing our things I was a little scared to get caught by someone and I kept trying to look out the window to make sure no one was going to pop up..he tells me to relax and I let my guard down when all of a sudden his sister opens the door, jumps in and starts driving talking about the cops looking for him and all this stuff... she had no idea what we were doing and I was laughin my ass off thinking she knew... Then i realized she still idea so there we were both butt naked with his sister driving all wild talkin about some crazy shit and we all getting dress in the back lol...after i was done n we stoped i asked her if she saw anything and she was clue less then haha idk if she was.playing it off or she really didnt see anything but it was pretty funny.


"Me and my ex were up for a bit of outdoor fun one day so we drove off to a country park for some fun, we walked for ages and found a lovely spot by the side of a pond, the sun was shining and everything was going really well until he got to the vinegar strokes...all of a sudden there was a crashing through the undergrowth and this bloody great Doberman came steaming out of the bushes beside us and leapt into the water. My bloke was so startled he turned around, stark bollock naked and tripped over a tree root, falling face down in the mud. The dog walker had a great view of me falling backwards into a patch of nettles.
Never again...I spent the rest of the day dabbing my foofie with calamine lotion and having to get my bloke to dig bramble thorns out of my arse..."

Thursday, April 18, 2013


While watching the final four on tv at a friends house with some of his friends that I don't know. Things kind of started to get weird and two of the guys just started to make out and then stopped and asked if I wanted to join. Being a straight guy I said no. But they kept insisting and next thing I know they were holding me down and trying to take my pants off. I tried to get them off but my friend just told me to give up and let them do it. And we'll I'm pretty ashamed to say all the fighting did turn me on. Lets just say I didn't do some straight thing that day."


So I was seeing this girl a while back and she had asked me over to her house since her parents were away for the weekend and she had the place to herself. So I'm thinking get in there, as you would, even though her house is quite a bit away. So after a replacement bus instead of a train and a taxi to her house we finally start to get down and dirty. I'm in my boxers and she's completely naked, I've been the gentleman and given her oral and fingered her then she's lying giving me a hand job with my boxers still on. I say to her, "I need to go home in these remember" as a hint for her to go down and return the favor when she comes back with the epic, "Ohh, do you wanna finish yourself off in the bathroom?". I called a taxi and left, not spoke to her since.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Cops Suck

This is more awkward then embarrassing really 
So my "friend" had picked me up to go back to his, on the drive we messed around a little with each other n I was ready to go as soon as we pull up unfortunately as we pull up all I see is blue flashing lights and I look round and its an unmarked police car! So he tells me to stay in the car while he gets out n talks to them n locks me in. He comes back n tells me that they thought his car was stolen then he say just go to the front door when he says, a few minuets later I get a text saying "now" so I go in it must of been a real turn on for him because we didn't even make it to his room after that he took me from behind on the stairs. i felt slightly bad for him that he had to talk to the cops with a hard on n I was sat in the car but it was a bit of a thrill really

Monday, April 15, 2013

Something stupid :P

So this is more funny than embarrassing... when me and my girlfriend (now wife) were in high school we would get a chance to have sex at my house cause there was always somebody at her house. So one day my parents weren't home and wouldnt be home til late that night so we decided to get busy. It started off nice and easy then as we both got into it I just started poundin harder and harder. At some point I look up at my headboard and everything on it is moving including a picture frame I had on it. It eventually worked its way to the edge and falls off and the corner of it hit my wife right in the forehead. We both bust out laughing and eventually finished

Dont fuck your managers Daughter

I happened to meet this girl on a night out, she was gorgeous might I add but I only took her number (oh well). So we decided to meet up few more times until she suggested we went over hers as she had a free house.. Things went from one thing to another until we had sex.. We met up in that week again, went over hers she had a free house again started going for it when her mother walked in on us completely naked full on going for it.. I noticed her mother was also my manager in work which was a huge shock! Worst part was it was me and her mother working the early shift in the morning.. Yes just me and her.. Safe to say couldn't look her in the eye anymore haha!!

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Double Fun

Okay this is more akward than embarrassing. This happened about 2 years ago with my current boyfriend. Well we lived with my parents at the time and we were in the garage hanging out with my sister and his brother. Well they had decided to go get cigarettes and some weed. Soo anyway we thought we'd have enough time to go do the deed. Well apparently not bc my sister ended up walking in on is to tell us they were back. Now the most awkward part is after we finished up we went out to the garage to find my sister and his brother doing it! Most awkward night ever.lmao

Roommates Suck!

So when I was living in the dorms, I shared a room with another girl. I was single and ready to mingle, so I hooked up with an old flame. Super hot frat boy! I made sure my room mate was going to be gone at a study group for the next three hours, and I asked for some "personal time". So I snuck him in and we started the foreplay. All of our clothes were off and the condom was out. Suddenly we heard the lock, and I hide him under the pillows and blankets, and cover myself up. I played off that I was in the middle of dressing, and she proceeded to have a conversation with me obviously NAKED, but no clue there was a sexy naked man in my bed. Twenty minutes later, she used the bathroom and we kinda dress, but she is too fast, so he has to hide again! At this point, he wasn't breathing so well under my fuzzy comforter. It took her 45 minutes to leave, and she never knew! I kicked him out because the mood was ruined, and never tried to sleep with him again (we got caught our first try to sleep together too!)

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Condoms can be pain sometimes!

One time me and my ex boyfriend were at his house and nobody was home. We headed straight to the bedroom. Things heated up and he put on a condom and got to work. We started in missionary and then he told me he wanted to hit it from behind. We were going at it and when we were done, he pulled out and the condom got stuck in between my butt cheeks! It made a loud SNAP and then the condom smacked his dick and the condom broke. Cum flew everywhere around the room. It was a complete accident.

Drinking makes you stupid!

Me and my ex from years ago were hanging out at a bar he bought me drinks and i bought him some too. Soon we got feeling good and started making out so we went back to my place and i started giving him a blowjob after five minutes of me sucking his penis he started to breath heavy and was almost to an orgasm all of a sudden he starts shaking and yells shove your finger up my bum hole and milk me! I laughed so hard i had to stop he was so embarrassed he wouldn't even talk to me he just left.

Friday, April 12, 2013

Security gaurds are a pain!

So this happened about five years ago when me and my ex were together. We were driving around during the summer and we both got in a mood. So we decided be were just going to park near the football field were NO one goes by late at night. So we were getting it on i was on top and all of a sudden we saw lights i got scared so i got off of him and got dressed as soon as i was pulling up my pants a security guard knocked on the window and said "I know what you're doing and i don't care that you're doing it just don't do it here" when he said that he was looking straight at me. I was so embarrassed because my mom knew the guy!

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Going like Rabbits!

Okay well when I was in high school, I had been dating a guy, he was my first and after that first time, we were like rabbits. Any and everywhere. One day my house was really crowded with family so we decided to take a walk to get away (which also included finding a place to do it). There was a woods behind my house and a cut through it that no one even used anymore, we had gone there a couple times for a quickie before so we decided to do that. We walked off to a little place you couldn't see from the road or the cut through and laid his jacket on the ground. For some reason, that day he had convinced me to get completely naked except for my hoodie. So I was on the bottom, nothing but an unzipped hoodie on and he tells me to switch to doggie style, we transitioned so fast that the hoodie lifted up, pretty much covering nothing but my arms, but heat of the moment, I didn't really care. I'm about to finish when I hear "oh my gosh look at that!" Abruptly my bf stops and I look over to see 2 boys, maybe about 7 or 8 years old, standing next to their bikes that apparently they were walking through the woods as a shortcut to the road. My bf and I sit there frozen for a second, he's still behind me, my boobs are hanging out in plain view then he just jumps in front of me while I scramble to get my clothes on and the boys speed off on their bikes. I got dressed really fast and we decided to go back to my house, thoroughly embarrassed, we get to the road and have to pass the same kids who just caught us in the act as they ride by us giggling.

Wear them slowly

A few years back my ex and I where hanging out at my house. We were really horny and didn't want to get caught so we went outside to fool around. We sat at a bench and started making out, then went to foreplay, and then she decided to tell me that she is on her period. Frustrated I just tell her that we can just have anal sex. So I bend her over the bench and get to work. About ten minutes in she tells me to stop. Naturally during sex I ignore her and keep going. She then more loudly says please stop I'm gonna pee. For what ever reason, I didn't believe her so I started to pound her harder and then all of a sudden I feel something warm on my thigh. It was her pee. She just starts laughing and says I told you to stop!

Well you should have listened

A few years back my ex and I where hanging out at my house. We were really horny and didn't want to get caught so we went outside to fool around. We sat at a bench and started making out, then went to foreplay, and then she decided to tell me that she is on her period. Frustrated I just tell her that we can just have anal sex. So I bend her over the bench and get to work. About ten minutes in she tells me to stop. Naturally during sex I ignore her and keep going. She then more loudly says please stop I'm gonna pee. For what ever reason, I didn't believe her so I started to pound her harder and then all of a sudden I feel something warm on my thigh. It was her pee. She just starts laughing and says I told you to stop!

Tuesday, April 9, 2013


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awkward talk

The first time I went with the guy i'm dating I moved on top of him after a steamy foreplay session, we'd been biting, kissing, touching, going down on each other - it was all very hot. Plus he has the nicest cock I think I've ever seen... Anyway, I'm sat on top of him now, a leg either side, he's breathing quite heavily and his hands are exploring my body. I pull close to him in the sexiest way I know how, biting his lip and stroking his cock, then I whisper in his ear 'how do you want to fuck me?', to which he responds - 'how do you want to fuck me?' In that childish voice only ever used when you repeat something someone's said. Immediately he looked horrified at the realisation of what he'd actually just done and began to mumble something about being shy and talking dirty.. I was too put off to carry on.. We have great sex now but I'll never ask him a naughty question in the heat of passion again.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Anal Beads!

Me and my now ex loved to experiment whenever we could you name it we gave it a go. So one night he comes over and we whip out the handcuffs, blindfold, anal beads and lube. He handcuffed me to the bedpost, blindfolds me and starts teasing. After a coupling of minutes of this he starts slipping in the anal beads and brings me to orgasm before undoing the handcuffs so Ican hop on top. I ride him until he cums both of us completely forgetting the anal beads were still in me until we're both finished and knackered. Once I realise they're still in there I start trying to pull them out but all of my muscles have tensed up and I can't get them out at all!! 20 minutes of tears, pain, pulling and the thoughts of a possible hospital visit on the cards and he finally gets them out of me not since that day have I used anal beads and probably never will again!!

Thursday, April 4, 2013


One night while I was living with my now ex boyfriend we had a few people staying the night and they all seemed to have passed out in our room well there was no other bed in the house and things were beginning to heat up. im not very shy so I said lets just make sure there asleep. So we did then we went on to do the dirty. Well I am verg loud so we were going at it doggy style so my face was in a pillow. Just as we both were about to come one of or friends doors up to tell us a full moon is out tonight that's wakes every one up. so i'm caught butt naked because my ex takes covers to cover his ass. To make matters worse when I stood up to go pee the cum that was inside me dripped out all over one of our friends sleeping face.

Pretty funny!!

This happened about 5 years ago. My now husband and I were at his house his parents weren't supposed to be home. His dad is a truck driver and his mom was out looking at there new house. So were sitting on his couch making out and one thing lead to another... We start going at it. He flips me over into doggie style position and he starts thrusting hard I'm butt naked DD boobs flopping all over the place. And all of a sudden his dad walks through the door... Sees me in all my naked glory and he just slowly backs out of the door. I run as fast as I can to my husbands room and hide while he talks to his dad. All his dad can say is I'm proud of you son... Now I live with his parents and me and my husband have a son. It's still hard for me to have sex with my husband when his dad is home

Bad Luck!!

when i was 17 i guess, my friend and i were hanging out with this chick. we were smoking, doing drugs and i told my friend to see if this chick wants to have sex with us. he being too scared made me ask. without much thought, she says yes. so i lay down ground rules (no kissing once a dick is in your mouth, dont cum in her, etc.). right as we are about to get going she said she didn't want to do anything with me since i had a girlfriend; of course i was pissed but went to the other room. my friend comes in minutes later to say she changed her mind. i hop on over and do my thing. when i pulled out to cum, some must have gotten on her. as she turns around to take more dick my friend stuck his hands in it!! BOTH HANDS! after wiping his hands, we hear a car horn. it was her mom to pick her up, my friend never even got to have sex with her! poor guy lost all the way around

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Note to our members!!

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Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.

Find a Room!

So my boyfriends mate held a 17th birthday party for him back in September. We all played pool and did shots when you lost and what not. Later on in the night when everyone has rocked up people were pretty wasted. I was out in the back yard with my boyfriend having a 'romantic' conversation when his mate fell on me and really hurt my ankle. My boyfriend picked me up and took me to his car. We sat in the back and talked for a while when he, out of no where pissed my shirt off and started rubbing me. Me being half drunk just sat there and nibbled his ear. I took off his shirt and shorts and he took off my shorts. Then we heard a knock at the window and it was his mate checking to see if i was alright (from my fall). My boyfriend hurried him to leave. Closed the window and picked me up and put me on his lap. He lifted up his ass and pulled off his underwear. After a bit of kissing and further undressing of me we established that there was no one out side of the car. We then started fucking. I kept hitting my head on the roof of the car. Which actually hurt. And because the way my legs were going my now swollen ankle really hurt.
After sex we got out of the car to find his mates in the car next to his filming the entire thing... I then did the limp of shame to the room we were sleeping in the get a round of applause from everyone in the house. Even his mates parents.

Double Bham!

Last night i was hanging out with my boyfriend and a friend of his, That i had just met!! We had been drinking and decided to go back to my place, When we got back to my place the three of us were just sitting on my bed. Im drunk and really horny so i start rubbing my boyfriends crotch with my foot, (he has a foot fetish). He tells his friend to go sit in his truck while we do out thing. After about 15 minutes of me riding him, he says hes not wearing a condom anymore! So i put a finger inside me and pull the condom out,,, and i kinda just hand it to him. . That in itself is embarrassing. BUT it gets worse. I didn't know where it ended up and i didn't care and we just kept going at it. This morning, my boyfriend and his friend come over. Well, his friend goes to get a soda out of the mini fridge that's at the end of my bed and apparently that's where the condom had ended up.

Proposing while giving head? Something new!

Keep anonymous... This is more embarrassing for the guy I was hanging out with this guy for a few weeks and we started messing around. We then got into the sex but I didn't want him to cum inside me so I said I would suck him off. I started sucking his d**k for a minute and he was about to cum. While he was getting off he said "oh my god, I want to marry you! You aren't going anywhere!" I had no idea what to say after that so it was really awkward. I was embarrassed for him most of all. After the clean up he said "that was some wifey s**t". Since I just started talking to this guy a few weeks before this it really put me off. I only sucked his d**k one time after that because I was afraid of his reaction lol.

It always is risky outside!

Keep anon please!!!!!! me and my fella of 6 years were on holiday we arrived at the hotel we both got a bit horny so decided to get down and dirty I thought it would be a good idea to go out on the balcony as it was dark and seemed quiet with nobody about, well we thought! So my fella was about to cum but before he did I screamed and jumped off him and it went all over him ha!...reason being was an old man grinning at me from the next balcony!!! Cringe!! Safe to say I won't be doing that again!!

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Seriously Embarrassing!!

So my girlfriend and I enjoy doing random things in bed. Well we had broken up at one point for a day and decided to not end our relationship over something stupid. We agreed to not have sex until our trust in each other was back to what it had been. So we went to dinner a week later, and then ice skating. It was the day before she was supposed to go to college again so I wanted her night to be perfect. When we got back to my place, she decided to kick my roommate out of the house. Now I'm very oblivious when it comes to anything that has to deal with sex. But she made it clear that she wanted to have a little more intimate fun. She pushed me onto my bed and started kissing my stomach, and up my chest.she pulled my pants off and began giving me head, it felt amazing, and when she lifted her head I shot my load all over her shirt and neck. She freaked, and pulled her shirt off. She pulled her panties off and hiked up her skirt, and jumped onto me, she started riding me like shed never done before, and I started spanking her ass. Now in my unfortunate lust, I went to spank her just as she was going up, I missed her completely and smacked myself in the testicles. I screamed in pain and she jumped off of me. She put her shirt on and shouted when her shirt, now inside out smeared my cum over her face. She creaked about getting cum in her eye, and my other roommate busted in my door, claiming he'd heard yelling, he stared there for a second before turning around and walking away. To this day, my gf can't look at my roommate  and I no longer spank her if she's on top 

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