Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Expiration Date

Me and my boyfriend wanted to add a little spice to our love life by using some aerosol whipped cream. So he got the can from the fridge and brought it to our dark bedroom, he sprayed it all over my boobs and started to lick it off. He said tasted funny and I thought that it would just be the taste of my body lotion but he said it kept getting worse, so he turned on the light. It was all green from mold. I started laughing hysterically but he wasn't very amused.. It killed the mood for the night though. As you'd expect he had a queasy stomach all night long.

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