Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Just like the movie!

So my friend at the time decides to hold an ann summers party, we were all having a fun time until she says time for everyone to leave, I was sleeping over hers at the time & went to cook some nibbles, I called to her to say it was ready, no reply. So I go up to her room where she was and there is blood everywhere! Turns out she was horny and decided to use the empty wine bottle to "relieve herself" the bottle had got stuck and had smashed inside her cutting her vagina. So I called 999 and the paramedics came so we went to hospital I'll never forget the look of embarrassment on her face explaining how she ended up in that state! WARNING TO OTHERS DON'T USE BOTTLES STICK TO SEX TOYS!!

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