Friday, May 24, 2013

Dont Come In Mom

So no shit there I was in my room with my girlfriend (now ex), who lived an hour and a half away so every chance we had to get busy we took. No one else was home so we decide to mess around and she started giving me head. A few minutes later we hear the front door open and my mom yells out that she's home. My girlfriend instantly stops and I ask why? she said she was afraid that my mom would just walk into my room and catch us. so to remedy the situation I yelled (and I quote) MOM DONT COME IN HERE!. My mom responds with an ok, and my ex smacks me and I didnt get any for the rest of the day.

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