Friday, May 24, 2013

Thanks for serving our country

this weekend me and my buddies got all messed up and went to the strip club and partied and then the next night i end up hanging out with one of the strippers from said strip club and we chill all night long and finally we end up back at her place at like 1 in the after noon the next day and she automatically puts on some sexy clothing and being still half messed up from partying all night we start hooking up well after wards we are laying there dozing off and the next thing i know im looking dead into the eyes of an army airborne and she pops up and runs into the bathroom starts the shower and just leaves me there... well my dumbass has the balls to look at this guy and say whats up I'm so and so and he replies "i used to be her boyfriend" so i was like oh shit got up put my pants on and like a smart ass said thanks for serving our country put my shit on and dipped out...

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