Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Thanks DAD

Back in high school I dated this girl for about a year, every once in a while I would sneak out of the house and go get her from her house and bring her back to mine. We never got caught until one fateful evening. She was usually pretty loud so I would cover her mouth with my hand to help muffle the noise. We were doing our thing and I hear a knock at the door, and I hear my fathers voice "Patrick, come out here I need to talk to you.". Needless to say we were caught, but my girlfriend decided to hide in the closet anyways. So I walk out of my room after putting some clothes on and I casually ask my dad, "So what's up?". My dad was on the computer looking at Bows for hunting and asked me what kind of Bow I wanted to get. Looking at him as if he was nuts I told him which bow I would like. He stood up and started walking back to his room, He then turned around and said loud enough so my girlfriend could hear, "Oh yeah, and take that slut of a girlfriend you have home too". I took her home and she broke up with me when we got to her house. Thanks dad.

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