Sunday, June 30, 2013

What an anti climax...!!!

So back in the days of high school I was experiencing my first sexual encounters with my girlfriend at the time, and as we were both completely inexperienced, we had some troubles in the beginning. In the early weeks of our relationship I coax her into trying to give me a blowjob. She was hesitant at first, but she liked me so much she decided to give it a try. Looking back I can see why she was hesitant, she had no idea what the fuck to do.
The night before it was just like Christmas, and I was anxious to receive my gift. I think we can all remember the sheer excitement the first time a girl went down on you. Imagine how much I have built up this moment in my head in the t minus hours till launch. I imagined I would transcend time and space, find enlightenment, and become immortal, all in one orgasm.
My girl comes over and I am downright giddy. We sneak off to my room to do some kinoodling while my family is upstairs. We kiss and cuddle, but we all know what we were there for. After what seems like an eternity the moment comes. She slowly moves down my body and at this point I'm at about 110% hardness.
She unzips my pants... I almost come.
Out pops my member in all of its glory, she's taken aback as it's her first time seeing one.
She takes a deep breath and puts it in her mouth...
I can safely say this was the happiest moment in my life so far. Absolute bliss as I await the pornstar blowjob I have envisioned in my head. I can't contain my excitement as I wait for whats to come. This moment seems to last forever...
..'Wait what?' my mind snaps out of the bliss, 'why is this taking so long to start?"

I look down.

She's staring back up to me cock in mouth, motionless. She just has it in her mouth doing nothing. She looks left and right as if she is waiting for the bus.
In a complete state of denial I lock eyes with her. I give her the raised eyebrow nod indicating, 'You are cleared to start.' but she responds with a look of confusion.
Waves of emotion hit me. 'She doesn't know what she's doing!', and I immediately panic. What do I do? Grab her head and move it up and down? Hump her face? Obviously my adolescent mind chooses to do nothing. We lock eyes for what seems to be about 5 minutes. Me just staring at her in disbelief as she looks back, cock still in mouth, wondering what the hell is going on.
Eventually she takes it out, and whimpers, "Is... it good?", again I panic. What the hell do I say to her? It was great? Do I draw a diagram? Do I show her the terabytes of porn on my computer?
"Well... you're supposed to..." RING RING

'Oh yeah I'll come right home mom."

She has to leave. ..

I nearly cried

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